“I was young just minutes ago.”
Ah, weren’t we all.
So, not accepting that I've turned into a typical old man, I wrote a mystery novel involving some nifty old guys, "Who's Killing All My Old Girlfriends."
If you're over 50 years old, I suspect that you'd enjoy this novel. If you're under 50 and have a favorite grandpa, buy him this book. He’d think kindly of you and probably put (keep) you in the will.
I was so encouraged by my early readers, I wrote a sequel, "Who's Killing the Fountain of Youth." More rave reviews came from my test readers, all oldsters.
You might as well get started reading. I'm now writing the third book in the series, "Who's Killing All the Good Old Bank Robbers." So, get crackin', you'll have fun.